Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Directed/Made/Whatever by Doris Wishman
Starring The Moon and Boobies and Some Scientists
It's funny when the one guy is like "You're a scientist Jeff! Think with your head, you won't be able to live on the Moon!" and the other guy is like "Dammit Professor you're such a cock blocker!" It's like in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail when he says "Can I at least have a little peril?" This is a great film full of charm and whimsey and color and boobs. What fun indeed.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
Directed by: Rafael Portillo
Starring: The Robot, The Aztec Mummy, Scientists, Dames
3 Stars ***
To be honest here, most of this movie really sucks, it's ridiculously slow and the main dude is just talking for like 40 minutes straight in and out of flashback stuff. So during all that you should be heating up your burrito and having a shot, or lighting the super magic or whatever, because the big showdown is what you really don't want to miss out on. The Aztec Mummy kicks the crap out of the Human Robot so hard. He is just punching and crushing it and screaming the ancient death cry and then.... just when you thought he was done... he rips the entire man-bot to shreds like some kind of maniac. It's pretty great.