Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Children (1980) - REVIEW



This movie rules. there is 12 year old kids getting blasted with shotguns and hacked up by ninja swords. there is a lincoln continental limo. the sheriff shoots everything in his path without talking about it first like they usually do in these movies. all the kids have deadly nuclear hugging abilities. the make-up on the fried out dead people is really awesome and gross. the music is all analog synth wonderfullness with a little homage to psycho here and there. if you dont like this movie you are probably a retard, im like 99.9% sure of it actually. did i mention the deadly nuclear hugging abilities? because that happens.

Monday, June 06, 2011

Killer Bats

AKA - The Devil Bat
1940
Starring - Bela motherfucking Lugosi

"A mad scientist develops an aftershave lotion that causes his gigantic bats to kill anyone who wears it."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHaaa. Did you just read that? I mean c'mon. How amazing is that? I mean really.